Could it be true? Has Archie finally decided to take the plunge and propose to one of comics’ favorite girls? It sure looks that way! Earlier this year readers got a chance to relive “Freshman Year” with the famous teens of Riverdale High. Now make way for this special story that takes a look at Archie and his friends after they graduate college! What careers will they seek? Will the friends stay in Riverdale or disperse? What would lead Archie to have marriage on his mind? And who would he choose Veronica or Betty? How will Betty react? How will Veronica react? Can Archie shake off his klutzy past and hold down a steady job… for more than a month? One thing is certain: this will be the biggest Archie Comics story ever!

Normally I would use this as an excuse to go on a rant about the absurdity of marriage as an institution...but instead I'll just kind of sit here wondering if anybody is still reading Archie comics and if they do, can they actually believe that Archie will choose between Betty and Veronica. The kid's been fumbling over himself in regards to those two broads for decades.

And for those wondering, yes, I probably will buy this issue. *sigh*