I was kinda hoping I wouldn't have to do this segment this week. I mean, come on, is it so much to ask for the world to go a whole week without making me do the facepalm? I guess so.

According to Variety we should be seeing a Where's Waldo movie on the big screen sometime soon. Why? Because Satan is growing stronger by the minute. That'll teach you to sin so hard you sinning sinners!

The article says that the studio dumbasses in charge of this load of dreck "seek to create a movie with strong global appeal."

They have failed, will fail, and will continue to do so horribly.

Ugh, this just hurts my brain.