In a story everybody else has probably already heard but I saw this morning, some dumb broad electrocuted herself whilst twittering in the bathtub.

The Austrian times says that Maria Barbu was, in fact, in the tub while using Twitter when she likely reached to plug in her charger with a wet hand, electrocuting herself in the process. You smell that? Yeah, that's a Darwin Award in the making. [gizmodo]

Excuse me while I laugh uncontrollably. Not at this, of course. This is tragic. I'm watching Idiocracy on Showtime. Oh, that Luke Wilson.