That chick who decided to auction off the seal on her va-jay-jay is back in the news again. The dude who was supposed to tap that had to back out because his wife put the kibosh on the plan. Bummer.

The 22-year-old California virgin who auctioned off her virtue online for $3.8 million has yet to meet her winning bidder in the flesh - because his wife won't let him.

Natalie Dylan (not her real name) admitted the deal had fallen through.

Last week, she got a phone call from the rogue Romeo, a 38-year-old Australian real-estate businessman, who said he had to back out.

"I told him to go back into marriage therapy," sniped Dylan.

The Aussie cad then sheepishly asked for his $250,000 deposit back. Dylan said no hard feelings; it would be returned. [via New York Post]

Wait? 3.8 million? Is that how much you have to pay to repeatedly tell her to quit crying and take it like a big girl? Not worth it.